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Wednesday, 12 November 2008
February cover story; MYTHS!

It is said that those who don't know history are condemned to repeat it - and as any history buff can tell you, much of history is something you would NOT want to repeat. However, many well-known historical "facts" are myths, with no basis in fact. Here are *15 of the most common, which have misled and misinformed people for years, decades, or centuries…..
15. Newton was hit by an apple: Apples continued to get bad press with the famous story that scientist Sir Isaac Newton was under a tree, minding his own business, when an apple fell on his head. Just as well it provided him the inspiration for the laws of gravity, or the poor apple would never be forgiven! But while the falling apple is a good story, it probably never happened. The story was first published in an essay by Voltaire, long after Newton's death. Before that, Newton's niece, Catherine Conduitt, was the only person who ever told the story. It was almost certainly an invention.
14. Be hydrated, drink 8 glasses of water: While it's a good idea to drink plenty of water, there is no scientific or medical basis for the specific amount of eight glasses per day. Water-intake needs vary from person to person, depending on age, size and amount of physical activity. We also get a fair amount of water through the foods we eat and from other beverages, so it's not always necessary to get all our fluid from drinking water.
13. Causes of Myopia: There is no single theory that satisfactorily explains myopia (lack of foresight) – in particular, studies show that "eyestrain" from close reading and computer games does not explain myopia. There is also no evidence that reading in dim light causes vision to deteriorate.
There have also been no scientific studies that link watching television to damaged vision. Sitting too close to the TV or watching in a dark room can cause eye fatigue, but not permanent damage. Eye doctors recommend sitting at least 5 feet from the TV and keeping a dim light on in the room.
12. The Great Wall of China can be seen from space: According to a number of astronauts, several man-made features, including highways and large structures, are visible from a low orbit of the Earth -- some more so than the Great Wall, in fact, which is barely distinguishable. However, once in outer space, it is impossible to see any man-made objects on the planet.
11. Taste can only be detected by taste buds: Different tastes can be detected on all parts of the tongue, with slightly increased sensitivities in different locations depending on the person, contrary to the popular belief that specific tastes only correspond to specific mapped sites on the tongue. The original "tongue map" was based on a mistranslation by a Harvard psychologist of a discredited German paper that was written in 1901.
10. We only use 10% of our brain: People do not use only ten percent of their brains. This myth is thought by some to have emerged after the discovery of glial cells in the brain, or it could have been the result of some other misunderstood or misinterpreted legitimate scientific findings, or even been the result of speculation by self-help gurus.
09. Dog’s have cleaner mouths than humans:
This notion stems from the fact that for humans, a dog bite is less likely to get infected than a bite from another human. But this has less to do with cleanliness than with the types of bacteria we harbor in our mouths. Many harmful bacteria are species-specific, so most of the bacteria in a dog's mouth is harmless to humans, but may cause an infection in another dog. Similarly, if a human bit a dog, the bite would not do as much harm as if the man bit another person. Still not convinced? Well, humans do not clean themselves with their tongues, drink out of the toilet, or carry dead animals in their mouths.
08. Shaving causes hair to grow thicker: Shaving does not cause hair to grow back thicker or coarser. This belief is due to the fact that hair wears down over time, whereas, immediately after it has grown back, it has had no time to wear. If you continue to let it grow and expose it to the sun, it will eventually match the texture and color of the hair you shaved off.
07. Cure for split ends: There is no "cure" for split ends or damaged hair. Shampoos and conditioners that advertise themselves as being able to reverse damage or reduce split ends are bogus. Scientifically, the only way to "cure" split ends is by a simple haircut. Once the cuticle of the hair shaft is split, it can often still
split, but can never be mended. Hair care products can be used to soften the texture by using fillers that attach to the hair shaft, making the hair appear healthier.
06. Mountain Dew= Glow sticks: Despite what you may have seen on YouTube, adding baking soda and hydrogen peroxide to a bottle of Mountain Dew will not make it glow in the dark. These videos are a hoax -- something else is either added to the bottle off-camera (such as the contents of a glow stick), or careful editing allows the bottle to be substituted for another with glowing contents. In any case, if you try this at home, you'll be sorely disappointed with the results.
05. Goldfish’s memory: The notion that goldfish have a memory of only three seconds is completely false. They have been trained to navigate mazes and can recognize their owners after an exposure of a few months.
04. Sugar ruins engine: Revenge is sweet, they say. And what better way to exact sweet revenge than to ruin someone's car with a bag of sugar. If you empty the bag into the gas tank, the sugar will make its way into the engine, caramelize from the heat, and then harden like rock candy once the car cools down, effectively destroying the engine ... right?
Wrong. Sugar does not dissolve in gasoline, and filters prevent any solids in the fuel from getting into the engine, so it is likely to remain intact in the gas tank. The only harm you can hope to inflict by putting sugar in someone's gas tank is the inconvenience of a trip to the mechanic to replace the fuel filters and clean out the tank.
03. In a lifetime, we unknowingly eat 8 spiders while asleep: Aren't you glad this one isn't true? Despite what you may have heard, there is no evidence that spiders secretly crawl into our mouths while we are sleeping. Hard as it may be for arachnophobes to believe, most spiders are more wary of us than we are of them. Even if you were lying perfectly still, your breathing would scare it off, so a spider is unlikely to hang out around your mouth.
We hate to break this to you, but you probably unwittingly consume more spiders when you are awake -- in your food. The Food and Drug Administration guidelines indicate a certain level of whole insects or parts are acceptable in some food products, such as those containing fruits or vegetables.
02. Elephants are afraid of mice: There is no evidence that elephants are afraid of mice, according to animal behavior experts. In fact, elephants do not appear to be very fearful, especially in the wild, where they share habitats with fierce predators such as lions and tigers. Most elephants in captivity coexist peacefully with rodents, which nest in the abundance of hay and straw and feast on the pachyderm's leftovers. Elephants can behave unpredictably in captivity, however, and are very protective of their young.
01. Chocolate causes acne breakouts: Contrary to popular belief, there is no link between eating chocolate and acne breakouts. Several scientific studies have disproved this common myth.
*Source:
Mythbusters and Wikipedia.
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Wednesday, 12 December 2007
February Cover Story; Best Friendship (a trademark of Hallians)

Best Friendship (a trademark of Hallians)
the writer preferred not to disclose her name!
A: What were you doing with her?
B: Talking, I suppose!
A: And what were you people talking about?
B: I fail to see, what business is it of yours?
A: I am supposed to be your best friend!!! You have to tell me everything!
B: God! Give me some space, will you?
An example of a featured fight between two Hallian-best friends. Best Friend, a word with a different meaning in every dictionary! So, why not consult its meaning according to any of Mr. Aristotle’s definitions. Yes, the same Aristotle, to whom every page of our science book is dedicated. So, Mr. Aristotle once said, “A TRUE FRIEND IS A SINGLE SOUL DWELLING IN TWO BODIES”. So, according to this quote, two bodies, one soul, pretty emotional, even for an emotionless Hallian, what do you think???
Well, according to most of the Hallians, friends ought to be of two types, 1) A best friend. 2) A simple friend (No one in between, no good friend or anything else). The former is the one with whom you are supposed to share all of your secrets, confide all of your sorrows & vice versa…… The latter is the type, with whom you just have a formal relationship, and God forbid, if ever, by mistake, you dared to confide any problem or sorrow to your anyone except your best-friend, then don’t expect your best pal to pass you a smile, and if things got even worse, then pray to God for a longer life!!! Anyway, back to the topic, and what more, these so-called best friends aren’t even of one type either, there is a long list which can go on and on……. And discussed below are a few types with examples and salient features.
The Virago type:
A: Hey B, I don’t want to see you with X again!
B: And who are you to tell me with whom should I go or not?
A: Just chill, ok? It’s just, I don’t like her!!!
B: And what’s that supposed to mean?
A: That means, I am your best friend, so you’ll have to live according to me!!!
B: God! You’re so naïve!!!
Okay now, the first type. Now, if one of them is, by miracle, a bit compromising then the chances of the relationship to last are increased, but if both of them are viragoes then, voila, 2 weeks at the maximum and they won’t see each other’s face in their entire life!!! The percentage of Hallians included in this category is about 45%.
2) The Gang type:
A: Hi girls!
B: Hey!
C: So, any hot news??
D: Yeah, did you hear that X & Y split up??
B: I knew it from the start that X’s a jerk!
A: Yeah, Y deserved a better best friend….. Like me!
The extent of fighting and breaking-up in this type is almost negligible. Most of them don’t care about what others say and that’s why their relationship lasts a bit longer.
They enjoy college life in its true meaning except for a few exceptions (well, we don’t blame them; a bad fish’s in every lake). Almost 25-29% Hallians fall under this category.
3) The Lounge-Lizard type:
A: How am I looking?
B: You always look dashing!!
A: I know! Ok now, when that gang comes over here, start talking about the new cell phone which I just bought.
B: Anything (to be in your company)
As the name suggests, these are the lounge-lizards that we are discussing, who can do anything to be in the company of the coolest girls around. Most of the time of their life is past frivolously. And one thing’s for sure; they don’t care about their self-esteem or ego at all and can do anything to be with the coolest gang! About 24% of total Hallians fall here.
4) The always-compromising type:
Situation 1
A: You don’t give me enough time, you’re always with her!
B: What are you talking about?? I thought you were my best friend and of all the people in this world you would understand me the best!!!
A: Look, I don’t want to exaggerate it, but you need to sort out your priorities!!!
B: (do you want me to worship you???) What??? I value you deep in my heart and I think I don’t have to show it time and again!!!!
Situation 2
A: Why do you have to confront all your sorrows to her??
B: She’s my friend, for God’s sake!
A: But I am your best friend! (You only have to share your stuff with me!)
B: Okay!!!!!!! I am SORRY! It won’t happen again!
A: It better not!
So, this is the last and also the least available type, because you have to compromise in it, and this thing is extinguishing from the grounds of Burn Hall, like pandas from earth. So, no matter how many times, they solve their feuds, one of them is always unhappy! Like above, it’s not all the fault of B, but she’s the one admitting the mea culpa! There are very rare examples of this kind around us but whatever; we truly salute them from the bottom of our heart for tolerating each other!!!! The percentage of this type of best friends is 2-0.1% and the percentage is descending day by day!!!
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Monday, 24 September 2007
President in the thick of it all....AGAIN!!
Hallians sure have a knack for staying in the news all the time...especially Mariya Khan!!After the whole rude-comments-on-the-flyer scandal,Faiza Shafqat,the Vice-President was reported to have given a satisfactory apology to the Senior Editors of The Hallizine, and was, naturally, forgiven.One expected the same behavior from Mariya Khan i.e to apologize for offending the staff of the magazine, but no,Mariya didn't do so...actually, no one,not even this writer could believe that Mariya would actually REFUSE to apologize to the Senior Editors!! Yes, it is believed that she actually wanted the Senior Editors to walk over to her and then expect an apology from her!!
This outrageous behavior led to Mariya being summoned to the Vice-Principal's office,where she was made to apologize to the Senior Editors (by the way, you should've heard her apologize...it sounded as if she was saying,"Over my dead body am i gonna say i'm sorry"!). Soon after Mariya left the office, another Hallizine flyer was found torn, which was, incidently, pasted at the 9-10th corridor...makes us wonder who that was...
All of this drama certainly makes one think that if Mariya had apologized just the way Faiza had, she would surely be out of trouble...but she chose to take the wrong way out,and she'll have to pay for it....either with her arrogance or her reputation as the school President....
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Sunday, 23 September 2007
The Hallizine...A Success!!
The second issue of The Hallizine was released on Saturday, the twenty-second of September…It won’t be an exaggeration to call it a whooping success, as the newsletter was widely appreciated by teachers and students alike, and also compelled previously non-members to sign up for The Hallizine membership…well, now they know it’s not the piece of trash they thought it was!! This was a good slap-in-the-face for all those people out there who were of the irrational views that The Hallizine would fail miserably. Well, guess what? The Hallizine was circulating throughout the whole of BurnHall as people finally started to realize just how interesting it was…Yippee!!!
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